Here’s a meticulously blazed breakdown of these Delicious Seeds promo stickers, served with humor, care, and a fat dab of cannabis slang. Each one’s a sticky-icky masterpiece ready to turn any surface into a mini shrine to the herb.
Grandma’s Got the Munchies Sweet ol’ granny in a floral apron, sliding a tray of “cookies” into the oven with a sly wink. Except the box says Delicious Cookies! with a frosty blue bud bursting out like it’s about to get baked harder than the treats. Tagline: “New Original USA strains combination.” Translation: These ain’t oatmeal raisin, fam. Perfect for the fridge—because even Nana stays lit.
Lord Kush the Dank Overlord A black-and-white portrait of the bearded, sunglassed Lord Kush himself, cap tilted like he just cashed a king-sized cone. Red graffiti screams “MY LORD!!!” across his chest like a royal proclamation from the clouds. Logo up top with mountains and a nug-sun rising since ‘09. Caption: “Bow down to the chronic crown—#lifeisdelicious.” QR code in the corner for instant seed worship. Slap this on your grow tent and let the terps tremble.
Chocobang: The Edible Inception A single, glistening chocolate truffle sits on crinkled foil like a forbidden artifact. Above it: “DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?” Below: CHOCOBANG – Appalachian Kush x Chocolope. That’s not candy, that’s a terpene torpedo. One bite and you’re couch-locked in a cocoa haze, giggling at your own heartbeat. Stick this on your stash jar and watch friends drool harder than a dab rig.